Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a COOL KID who has several INTERESTS, none of which include CREEPY PUPPETS. You are now TWENTY YEARS OF AGE, and are not sure what you are going to do in life.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, as mentioned above. You are particularly fond of making SICK BEATS with your WICKED TURN TABLES. Sometimes you dabble in the art of PHOTOGRAPHY, but people consider you to be an amateur.
Your best bro happens to be JOHN EGBERT, even though he is a complete and utter NERD AND DONGWEASEL. You have also deemed a certain NEPETA LEIJON as your loving BUTTRAIL. Otherwise, it seems all your other friends have abandoned you.
[[IMPORTANT: mun is not caught up on homestuck and probably won't be for a while, any reference to updates will probably not be understood, sorry!]]