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Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a COOL KID who has several INTERESTS, none of which include CREEPY PUPPETS. You are now TWENTY YEARS OF AGE, and are not sure what you are going to do in life.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, as mentioned above. You are particularly fond of making SICK BEATS with your WICKED TURN TABLES. Sometimes you dabble in the art of PHOTOGRAPHY, but people consider you to be an amateur.

Your best bro happens to be JOHN EGBERT, even though he is a complete and utter NERD AND DONGWEASEL. You have also deemed a certain NEPETA LEIJON as your loving BUTTRAIL. Otherwise, it seems all your other friends have abandoned you.

[[IMPORTANT: mun is not caught up on homestuck and probably won't be for a while, any reference to updates will probably not be understood, sorry!]]
Aug 27 '11
heirconditioning: ironicbeats: heirconditioning: ironicbeats: heirconditioning: catnipaddict: heirconditioning: catnipaddict: :33 < Oldbert is this scissoring? Yes. … Actually, yes. That’s scissoring. Happy? :33 < whats so bad about that :33 < why wouldnt you talk to me about it! Because. hes a liar just saying Dave what are you talking about? That’s a form of scissoring. why dont you just tell her the scissoring jade was talking about pfft You want me to tell her what real scissoring is. images broken dunkass

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ironicbeats:

heirconditioning:

ironicbeats:

heirconditioning:

catnipaddict:

heirconditioning:

catnipaddict:

:33 < Oldbert is this scissoring?

Yes.

…

Actually, yes.

That’s scissoring.

Happy?

:33 < whats so bad about that

:33 < why wouldnt you talk to me about it!

Because.

hes a liar just saying

Dave what are you talking about?

That’s a form of scissoring.

why dont you just tell her the scissoring jade was talking about pfft

You want me to tell her what real scissoring is.

images broken dunkass

(Source: beca-mitchell)

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  3. eedennn reblogged this from notperfectbutitsmine and added:
    oh, Justin & Cynthia.
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  6. grownupgardengnostic reblogged this from dothespaceything and added:
    that was my exact reaction… >w>;
  7. starwhal reblogged this from catnipaddict and added:
    bahahahahahaha
  8. catnipaddict reblogged this from heirconditioning and added:
    :33 < okey
  9. heirconditioning reblogged this from grownupgardengnostic and added:
    Welp. There’s your answer, Nep.
  10. ironicbeats reblogged this from heirconditioning and added:
    oh welp anyways shes going to learn some day you dont just live on the internet without knowing these things
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